Your Unitarian Jihad Name

This is my version of the Unitarian Name Generator, made pretty by the awsomeness of WordPress, and something wacky called Cascading Style Sheets. It's very similar to earlier versions, except that I have a better vocabulary than most people, so there are now many more names that can be created.
Cheers, Smug - aka, Brother Neutron Bomb of Uncanny Honesty

Inspired by Jon Carroll's column in the Chronicle, and after reasoned and lengthy discussion, the committee reached a consensus that you should be called:

The Pointy Stick of Reasoned Debate


Appeal to Name Assignment Committee Again

• Wait, the committee has presumed my gender identity!
• I identify as a woman.
• I identify as a man.
• I'm beyond gender categories.
• I am the geniuine article.

If you like the name the Committee assigned you, you can copy the following HTML code and paste it in your Blog/LJ:

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<p>My <a href="http://tinyurl.com/6valr">Unitarian Jihad Name</a> is: <strong>The Pointy Stick of Reasoned Debate</strong>.</p> <p><a href="http://www.smugbaldy.com/unitarian-jihad-name-generator/">Get yours</a>.</p>
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Thanks to Cyn (My Beloved Sister Nunchuku of Enlightened Compassion), Lucy (Sister Cattle Prod of Compassion), Vicki (Sister Meat Cleaver of Looking at All Sides of the Question), eruthros (Sibling Halberd of Mild Reason), N. (The Hand Grenade of Courteous Debate) and others for name component input.

A shout-out to the server-side schism over at the First Reformed Unitarian Jihad Name Generator.

And to all those UU out there who have refrained from leaving a burning question mark on my front porch, thanks, your humor is appreciated (and who'd use a Dominionist Name Generator anyway?)

HT to the original developers - A Bill Humphries (Brother Rail Gun of Desirable Mindfulness) Joint, © 2005-2006