A week ago, a hacker group calling themselves Anonymous posted their Declaration of War against the “Church” of Scientology, shortly after they were able to bring down one of the church’s websites. Then afterwards, Anonymous posted a second vid clarifying who they are, what their goals are, and that Scientologists should, “Be very wary of the 10th of February”, which most analysts believe refers to a planned DDOS attack against Scientologist websites.

Then, a rival group of hackers calling itself The Regime gained an administrator password to 711chan.org, a site popular with “Anonymous”, and brought their own site down.

The Church of Scientology responded to the Anonymous Declaration of War by sending an armada of space aliens commanded by Xenu himself to attempt to disrupt a Florida Graphic Design firm called the Anonymous Creative Group. Sadly for Xenu, Anonymous isn’t the Anonymous they were after, so the space aliens left with without a shot being fired. This threat, apparently, prompted Anonymous Creative group – not Anonymous Hacker group – to post the following Vid:

Oh – the humanity.