The Smug Baldy Speaks

My mother sent me an email petetion that she had recieved from a friend that asked each recipient to add their name and forward to their friends. The goal of the petetion was to urge President Bush to try to get prayer reinstated in the public schools across America. Rather than respond to the email, [...]

This appeared in my morning paper – and was apparently an AP story: MONTGOMERY, Ala. – The [Alabama] state school board voted unanimously Thursday to keep a disclaimer in biology textbooks that describes evolution as “a controversial theory” after no one in the audience disputed the label, which has generated heated debate in the past. [...]

As seen on StupidEvilBastard.com: In the future, if you considering having kids in Indiana – you may need permission from the government. Thank Indiana State Senator, Patricia Miller (R) (232-9489) for this particular abomination: Republican lawmakers are drafting new legislation that will make marriage a requirement for motherhood in the state of Indiana, including specific [...]

The people of Alabama aren’t stupid, but I’m willing to bet that there are likely enough Alabama idiots to give Roy Moore a solid chance at being our next governor. That’s right folks – no longer content with spreading his message of how the majority of Americans are powerless before the withering onslaught of, uh, [...]

In the amicus brief, the Moral Law Foundation makes the claim, “The First Amendment was intended to protect religion, not foster animus toward it; but the district court’s departure from the constitutional text resulted in open discrimination against religion and its adherents.”

This claim is clearly false – both in its propositions as well as its conclusion:

Apart from cigarettes, there are few other things in this world that are enjoyed so much, as long as they are destroyed in just the right fashion.

Gaming MarketWire is reporting a study by a European business intelligence provider, Juniper Research, which claims that the next generation video game consoles will likely outsell all previous platforms combined – reaching $35 Billion by 2008 “Due for launch from early 2005, the big three manufacturers (Sony, Microsoft & Nintendo) are racing to develop and [...]

If you’re like me, you love coffee. There’s nothing quite like the electric jolt that you get after pounding back that 4th cup of Guatamalan at 5 AM. Mmmm. Makes the whole world look different – brighter and happier – almost as if it were an illegal drug. Don’t get me wrong – I abhor [...]

Maybe the real scandal is not whether she appears on tape having sex, but why in an world so saturated with meaningless titilation we should even care in the first place.

On Jan 14, 2005, our local paper reported that a US District Court ruled that a disclaimer in science textbooks in Cobb County, Georgia violated the US constitution. The stickers read: “This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached [...]