The Smug Baldy Speaks

The pedophilia scandal created by Republican congressman Mark Foley may seem like mana from heaven for Democrats seeking to regain some measure of control over the runaway train that our federal government has become, but I suspect that it won’t make much of a difference come election day. That Republicans have known about, and apparently [...]

My brother sent this classic Crank Yankers type call from the Bob & Tom Show. Here, a telemarketer gets a bit more than he bargained for, thanks to Tom Mabe. Listen to the Telemarketer’s Nightmare here.

If you saw the South Park season 10 premiere, then you’re already familiar with machinima based on the World Of Warcraft engine. I don’t know what it is, but somehow music videos are much more entertaining when they star Elves, Gorillas, Dwarves, and Zombies. Here are a few that were posted on StupidEvilBastard.com that I [...]

I saw a report about this demented mom yesterday and couldn’t believe it. I understand that violence against women is epidemic, and that mothers are sometimes forced to defend themselves with whatever weapon is at hand, but come on. Your infant son? What could possibly have been going through this woman’s mind? Certainly, using your [...]

Last Thursday, after a spate of deadly violence in American schools, President Bush vowed to make our schools safer: “We are going to bring together teachers and parents and administrators and law enforcement officials and other experts to discuss ways to help our schools protect the children,” the president said. “See, it is paramount that [...]

As reported in the Detroit Free Press and on StupidEvilBastard.com, Republican Dick DeVos is banking on the stupid vote in Michigan: “Lots of intelligent people can disagree about the origins of life. In the end, I believe in our system of local control,” he said in a news release Wednesday afternoon. “Local school boards should [...]

I’m not surprised that Joe Scarbough keeps beating up Rosie O’Donnell for her comment on ABC’s The View that, “Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America.” Equally unsurprising is Joe’s spin that this is an attack on Christianity. It’s an election cycle – and nothing plays better in [...]

So the 5 year anniversary of the September 11 attack on the US has come and gone. With it came many statements about how we will never forget, how we’ll win the war on terror, and how good it is that God has blessed America so. Then I see General Tommy Franks at the site [...]

On the Skeptic forum, Robbynne asked: Does anyone happen to know if there is a website anywhere that documents her [Self-Proclaimed Psychic, Sylvia Browne's] hits and misses? I’d love to see what type of an average she gets (I suspect random guessing produces a higher average IMHO). I tried googling it, but I didn’t come [...]

Truns out Hovind owes Kisby some moola