The Smug Baldy Speaks

Not a lot to say here, but if you haven’t yet gone over to nataliedee.com, then you should. Are her creations amazing? Do both of these guys shit in the woods?

One of my nieces was wondering if her house would ever be clean again, this after the birth of her first child. Apparently, moms can put that bundle of joy to work much earlier than they ever thought, and maybe get a handle on some of the mess they’re finding everywhere. Baby Mops. How funny [...]

This appeared in our local paper this morning: This image from a surveillance video at an adult video store on Airport Boulevard shows a burglar holding an inflatable sex doll after he broke into the business. Let me count the ways this wingnut fails: First – he’s on video, so he will likely be caught, [...]

This is pretty funny, here the Onion takes a shot at a long history of preachy, boring Star Trek films.

This made us chuckle. We’re glad that John’s handling the economic crisis with the intensity of a psychopathic astronaut.

I saw this over at SEB, where the title was simply: It’s funny because it’s sooo true: Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency Thanks to Les

This is arguably the best moment ever in recorded spelling bee history. Here, the contestant doesn’t quite hear the word he’s supposed to spell, and he’s relieved to be wrong. Enjoy:

President Bush takes some direct questions after his announcement of a $50 Billion supplemental to battle zombies. Bush vs. Zombies isn’t just a Homeland Security priority, I think it’s an instant classic: “How about their overall creepiness?” HT To Matt

Scientific American is reporting today that a recent survey of users of magic mushrooms have had profound mental changes that have lasted up to 14 months: Most of the volunteers looked back on their experience up to 14 months later and rated it as the most, or one of the five most, personally meaningful and [...]

From the latest episode of The Office, a horny Michael takes Dwight clubbing with him in New York to meet some ladies. My favorite quote: “Michael: Sorry Andy, can’t take any chances on curses, not tonight.”