The Smug Baldy Speaks

President Bush takes some direct questions after his announcement of a $50 Billion supplemental to battle zombies. Bush vs. Zombies isn’t just a Homeland Security priority, I think it’s an instant classic:

“How about their overall creepiness?”
HT To Matt

We just caught the awesomeness that is Kung Fu Panda. Jack Black was the perfect choice for the voice of Po, the noodle cook who dreams of being a Kung Fu master. The animation - even the short dream sequence at the film’s opening were amazingly well done, and I was surprised by […]

One of Sylvia Brown’s biggest on-screen blunders, mistakenly telling Shawn Hornbeck’s parents - on camera - that he had been murdered, has now caused a bit of a stir in syndication across the pond. The Ofcom regulatory agency found that ITV’s rebroadcast of the Montel Williams episode in which Sylvia Browne needlessly devastates Hornbeck’s […]

From the latest episode of The Office, a horny Michael takes Dwight clubbing with him in New York to meet some ladies.
My favorite quote: “Michael: Sorry Andy, can’t take any chances on curses, not tonight.”

This digital short is an instant classic. Last week’s SNL host, Jonah Hill of Superbad and Knocked Up fame, has something to tell Andy Samberg. Is it me, or is Saturday Night Live on a comedy upswing? HT to Matt for this one.

You’re surrounded by Ghost Whisperers, Allison DuBuois, and freaky kids seeing dead people, so it’s only (super)natural to ask yourself, “Hey, could I be psychic?”
Take our little test and find out if you have a hidden psychic ability. Have any of these things ever happened to you?

I was sent a link to this on the Escapist Magazine today. This is where Zero Punctuation peels back the cover on Sim City Societies, and finds an existential vacuum.

HT to Angry Alex

Not long ago I was chatting with my brother, and we started reminiscing about some of the TV series that we used to watch after school as kids. Now, many of these have regained a second life on YouTube. Spectrum Is Green!
The Space Giants:

World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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The Bush administration recently bent over and gave us all a peek at where they plan to dig up part of the $150 billion for the as yet unpaid-for emergency economic stimulus package: their ass. Actually, it’s more like they’re using the FCC to pull it out of ABC’s ass. With a charge […]