The Smug Baldy Speaks

You’re surrounded by Ghost Whisperers, Allison DuBuois, and freaky kids seeing dead people, so it’s only (super)natural to ask yourself, “Hey, could I be psychic?”

Take our little test and find out if you have a hidden psychic ability. Have any of these things ever happened to you?

1. You’ve lost your keys more than once, and every time you find them in the last place you look.
2. You have ever asked yourself, “Who could that be?”, or bother to look at Caller ID when the phone rings.
3. You suspect people are talking about you behind you back, but you don’t know who, nor what they’re saying.
4. You advertise your “Amazing Psychic Reading” business rather than calling your future customers before they call you.
5. You hear ghostly voices that command you to do horrible things to your coworkers with a teaspoon full of sugar and a crowbar, but an aluminum foil hat makes the voices shut the hell up.
6. You had a dream about the sun coming up and then it happened almost exactly as you dreamed it would.
7. You had a shiver run down your spine when you picked up the phone right before it rang. As it turns out, you pick up the phone a lot, and there’s often just a dial tone waiting on the other side.
8. You have ever been surprised by the ending of an episode of Law and Order. (For the more geriatric readers - if Murder She Wrote ever stumped you.)
9. You flipped a coin over and over and once got heads five times in a row.
10. You ever got less than 100% on a multiple choice test.
11. You think that if Sylvia Browne can do it, you can too, all the while forgetting that Sylvia is a fake.
12. You started out writing a “Top 10 List” and wound up with 12 items instead.

If you answer yes to any of the above, sorry, you’re a clod like the rest of us. You have no psychic ability at all. If you’re in this camp, you can proudly use this in your blog to display your normalcy.

If you answered yes to all of them, you’re just like Sylvia Browne: You still have no psychic ability, but are instead quite the freaky freaky weirdo. Here’s your badge: