The Smug Baldy Speaks

World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may not be everyone’s favorite person, but to get served up in the Onion like this is quite the honor. While there’s lots of crap we might like to say about Iran’s President, and number 2 in command, who doesn’t love imagining that Shimon Peres might attend a roast and say:

“On the way here tonight, someone told me that Mahmoud was a Shi’a,” said Peres, placing one hand on Ahmadinejad’s shoulder. “At first I thought they were saying ‘He’s a shit,’ because the two sound so similar. But there’s a big difference: One’s a brown, foul-smelling tube of solid waste—and the other comes out of my asshole.”

And of course, one might imagine the ever-affable Ahmadinejad’s response: