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Um … Dad, Why is Aunt Beru So Crunchy?
23Apr2007 Filed under: Entertainment, Funny, Geek Love, Star Wars Author: Smug Baldy
If there’s a Star Wars Geek in your life, then he’s unlikely to have this particular bit of memorabilia:
That’s right kids – it’s the official Kenner Star Wars Owen Lars and Aunt Beru (Charred) Action Figures. Relive those exciting scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, in which the chemistry between Owen and Beru, Luke’s Skywalker’s adpotive parents, literally sizzles after they give some trigger-happy Imperial Stormtroopers a brief spot of target practice. Join these intrepid Rebels as they stand up to the evil galactic empire with real “Smouldering Action!” Be the first kid on your block to be able to accurately re-stage the first major crime scene set in the Star Wars Universe, and conduct your own forensic analysis for the war crimes tribunal!
Fun for the whole family. Recommended for Ages 4 and Up.
- Tags: Action Figures, Funny, Star Wars, Toys
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Nos Redna
July 21st, 2007 at 5:27 am
Now I can reenact the whole movie with action figures!
Anonymous
July 21st, 2007 at 3:57 pm
umm, don’t get me wrong but I think this is fake…
moo
July 22nd, 2007 at 5:00 am
umm, don’t get me wrong but I think this is fake…
No! Really?!
luke
July 22nd, 2007 at 4:56 pm
LOL!!!!!
Michael
July 22nd, 2007 at 8:59 pm
It’s fake!
Darn I could’ve added to my collection LOL
Smug Baldy
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:35 am
Fake or not, it still makes me chuckle when I see it.
odd
July 28th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
it looks pretty real me.. even the charcoal bits of human (i don’t think that would be real though)
alof heindenberg
October 10th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
lol nice stuff. And yes half the comments above are retarded. course its not real.
John in Cincinnati
May 24th, 2008 at 11:27 am
That looks GREAT! Where’d ya get it/How’d ya make it?
Smug Baldy
May 28th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Hey JiC – I found it about a year ago. A friend sent it, and I thought it was pretty funny, so here it is. Glad you enjoyed it!
Gluon the Ferengi
August 5th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
The idea, the photoshopped image, the clever writeup with all the wordplay and the ironic imitation of smarmily written copy. I cracked up non-stop as I was reading this! This one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen on the internet!
madcoreylee
November 19th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
why is there always someone so humorless they don’t see the joke only the error?
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