It's hard to think when you're not used to it.
One thing fundamentalist Christians need to be concerned with, especially as the End Times near, is how to communicate with their friends and loved ones after the rapture. Well, according to The Post-Rapture Post, it’s now possible for Christians to send cards and letters to those they leave behind after Christ takes them home. How will they do it? Easy, they’re atheists:
Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be thinking to yourself, “How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?” The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That’s right, we don’t believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?
This site is pretty tongue in cheek, but I must admit, I thought it was pretty funny, until I saw the “Told You So” cards in the online store. Now I’m worried that my mom will want one.
I'm contentedly confident in my abilities and frequent correctness - and this is where you get to bask in my light. Though I'm superior, I'm not complacent. No siree, I spend much of my time trying to understand people, and why some of us are such freaks.
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