The Smug Baldy Speaks

I saw this on StupidEvilBastard.com and it cracked me up pretty well. That, of course, is due to the fact that I’m a true Star Wars geek, and know most of these lines. Anyway, here’s a selection of lines from Star Wars that are improved by using the word “pants”:

• I find your lack of pants disturbing.
• You are unwise to lower your pants.
• The Force is strong in my pants.
• Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
• I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
• Your pants, you will not need them.
• You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
• In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
• I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
• Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
• I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
• Pull up! All pants pull up!
• I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
• These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
• Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
• A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master…
• He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
• Looks like someone’s beginning to take an interest in your pants.
• The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
• Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.
• That blast came from the pants! That thing’s operational!
• Your pants can deceive you, don’t trust them
• “I want them alive. No pants.” -Vader
• Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
• I am altering the pants. Pray that I don’t alter them any further
• Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
• Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
• The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
• I’m taking Captain Solo … and his pants
• “Don’t do that, my pants are dirty.” “My pants are dirty, too.”
• Search your pants, you know it to be true.

You can see the entire list here