The Smug Baldy Speaks

As seen on StupidEvilBastard.com:

In the future, if you considering having kids in Indiana – you may need permission from the government. Thank Indiana State Senator, Patricia Miller (R) (232-9489) for this particular abomination:

Republican lawmakers are drafting new legislation that will make marriage a requirement for motherhood in the state of Indiana, including specific criminal penalties for unmarried women who do become pregnant “by means other than sexual intercourse.�

According to a draft of the recommended change in state law, every woman in Indiana seeking to become a mother through assisted reproduction therapy such as in vitro fertilization, sperm donation, and egg donation, must first file for a “petition for parentage� in their local county probate court.

Only women who are married will be considered for the “gestational certificate� that must be presented to any doctor who facilitates the pregnancy. Further, the “gestational certificate� will only be given to married couples that successfully complete the same screening process currently required by law of adoptive parents.

As it the draft of the new law reads now, an intended parent “who knowingly or willingly participates in an artificial reproduction procedureâ€? without court approval, “commits unauthorized reproduction, a Class B misdemeanor.â€? The criminal charges will be the same for physicians who commit “unauthorized practice of artificial reproduction.”

Read the full story. Think I’m kidding – read the daft – ur – draft legislation